Sportist Top Tips

[carlos]

What top tips (in a Viz stylee) can you offer to our collection of fine Sportists (yes, Sportist is now a proper noun)?


GYM GOERS - make sure you validate your training by posting about it on social networking sites. Remember; a gym session doesn't happen until it's had 3 'likes' or 'RTs'.

CYCLISTS - make more people disappointed in your cameo in a Ben Stiller film by not denying any doping offences.

RUGBY PLAYERS - make sure that you finish your pre-game ritual to avoid pushing related issues.

[maveragejoe]

FOOTBALLERS-make sure you gel your hair just so, and dive to the floor at EVERY opportunity.

[lunarlucy]

Runners - Don't forget to become hypnotised by heart rate training then preach it's validity to everyone you ever meet, ever again. And thell them they are wrong if they don't do it.

[carlos]

GIG GOERS - spend all of your money on tickets & beer, whilst spending no money on soap and deodorant.