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Post by rottenrhon on Oct 23, 2012 13:56:28 GMT
We have had a shipment of diaries for staff for 2013 and so far everyone has complained that they are in black.  Everyone has dumb colleagues, let's mock them here! |
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Post by Jelly on Oct 23, 2012 14:10:55 GMT
I have loads here and the main gripe is that they will point out the obvious!
I ordered a new microwave for the kitchen.
Them - "Ooooo new microwave"
Me - "So glad you said, I was wondering what it was"
Or a client lunch will have arrived
Them - "oooo lunch"
Me - in my head "shut the f**k up"
Just one more
If the silly bitch from HR says "I have a curious question" once more to me I will kill!
I did respond once to her with "aren't all questions curious" she was genuinely stumped.
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Post by warreng on Oct 23, 2012 20:31:11 GMT
I've got a couple to say TO a dumb colleague;
you're not often wrong, but you're right this time.
I take back everything <insert other colleague/boss/co-protaganist here> said about you!
usually followed by quizzical looks and blankness
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Post by grant on Oct 23, 2012 21:02:26 GMT
I'll crash the site if I post the amount of drivel my colleagues utter.
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Post by sheriff on Oct 23, 2012 22:42:28 GMT
I have loads here and the main gripe is that they will point out the obvious! I ordered a new microwave for the kitchen. Them - "Ooooo new microwave" Me - "So glad you said, I was wondering what it was" Or a client lunch will have arrived Them - "oooo lunch" Me - in my head "shut the f**k up" I volunteer with someone like that. We (that's everyone apart from me) have biscuits with our tea around 11. She always brings up about how crap it must be being wheat intolerant. I heard you the first time. Not helped by her having some really annoying voice. She has invited me to her birthday and I've told her no. (there are other reasons behind this) She keeps bringing it up. |
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